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I was so poor growing up … If I wasn’t born a boy …. I’d havenothing to play with.

A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’snobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the othernight she called me from a hotel.

One day as I came home early from work … I saw a guy jogging naked.I said to the guy … “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said,“Because you came home early.”

It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning … put on a shirt anda button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off.I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.

I was such an ugly kid …. When I played in the sandbox the cat keptcovering me up.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster anda radio.

I was such an ugly baby … My mother never breast fed me. She toldme that she only liked me as a friend.

I’m so ugly … My father carries around the picture of the kid whocame with his wallet.

When I was born … the doctor came out to the waiting room and saidto my father … I’m very sorry …. We did everything we could …But he pulled through.

I’m so ugly … My mother had morning sickness … AFTER I was born.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my fingerto my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Once when I was lost … I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him … “Do you think we’ll ever find them?
He said, “I don’t know kid … there are so many places they can hide.”

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

I’m so ugly … I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking howbig I’d get.

I went to see my doctor. “Doctor, every morning when I get up andlook in the mirror … I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?”
He said “I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.”